"I'm really bad at selling myself."
* animates entire video selling themselves that gets front paged and daily featured instantly *
"I'm really bad at selling myself."
* animates entire video selling themselves that gets front paged and daily featured instantly *
First one I missed since I got here! I feel so ashamed...
YOOOOOOO!
One drive to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them
Don't want to...Don't want to talk about it
I say why not
Don't want to think about it
I say there's got to be some good reason
For your little bat pap pap
Up smack, turn around
She's on her back and!
Don't want to tangle with you
I'd rather tangle with Zen
I think I'm gonna bash her head in
This shouldn't concern you accept that
Just don't expect to get your bloody bat pap pap baaaaaack!
"I am the mouth of Adobe! Is there any in this rabble with authority to treat with me?"
One can only dream of finding the niche fetish that'll net 10k/mo! It sure as shit ain't gonna be as basic as girls flashing tits in a pin-up pose!
Coconut doggo!
It's hard to see the phrase "Dance (word with two syllables) Dance" and not hear David Bowie singing with a buncha muppets.
God, I'm old...
Side note: That last frame was NOT rated E for everyone!
How old is her computer!? Lady, do you not know what Amazon is? You're a demon queen of Hell! You should ABSOLUTELY know what Amazon is!
Art and Animation enthusiast currently and callously using Newgrounds as a dumping ground for adult content.
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Joined on 9/3/21